Time is making fools of us again.
Does anyone else get scared when their text says, ‘can I ask you a question?’

People in school are like “Why are you so quiet?” and I’m just like..

When I write “they” in an essay, and the teacher says, “They? Who’s they?”

vanishhhak:

“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”

THIS

Who do you like?
Him: Who do you like?
Her: No one.
Him: Oh, Who do you like?
Her: No one !
Him: Who do you like?
Her: How many times are you gonna ask that?
Him: As many times it takes for you to say my name.
I don’t like being asked to make decisions.

Where do you want to eat?

Where do you want to go?

“I have no idea.”

What do you want to do?

“What do you want to do?”